THE QUESTION IS NOT, CAN 2 SWEETY'S HANDLE THE WORLD.  BUT CAN THE WORLD HANDLE 2 SWEETY'S
What a day at the bunny club, news reporters, photographers, etc. 
REPORTER: So you are sweety's parents. is it easy being their parents ?
PARENTS: Are you kidding, try going to sleep, and at 1 a.m. the door fly's open, 2 naked girls run by with 30 men chasing them. champagne corks flying balloons bursting and the house rocking
REPORTER: Are there any real wild times you can think of ?
PARENTS: I REMEMBER THE TIME WE WANTED TO GO AWAY FOR THE WEEK END, THE GIRLS ASKED IF THEY COULD HAVE A FRIEND OVER TO PLAY CHECKERS.
WHEN WE CAME HOME THERE WAS 817 EMPTY CANS OF BEER, 91 BOTTLES OF CHAMPAGNE, THE ROACHES IN THE ASHTRAY WEIGHED IN AT 2.2 POUNDS.
51 USED CONDOMS EVERYWHERE. WHEN WE ASKED THE GIRLS WHAT HAPPENED, THEY SAID NOTHING IT WAS A QUIET WEEKEND ??????
REPORTER: I CAN ONLY IMAGINE WHAT A NOISY WEEKEND IS LIKE.
PARENTS: BELIEVE ME, YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW.
REPORTER: HELLO MR. HEFNER,  IS IT TRUE YOU ARE TRYING TO GET AN EXCLUSIVE WITH THE 2 SWEETY'S
MR. HEFNER: YES, I WAS THINKING OF PUBLISHING A SPECIAL ISSUE WITH A DOUBLE CENTER FOLD. IT WILL BE THE FIRST TIME IN THE MAGAZINES HISTORY THAT IT WILL HAVE A DOUBLE CENTER FOLD. IT WILL PROPERLY TURN OUT TO BE A COLLECTORS EDITION WORTH A FORTUNE.
REPORTER: THERE IS A RUMOR THAT MGM STUDIOS OFFERED THE GIRLS A MILLION DOLLAR MOVIE CONTRACT, WHAT TYPE OF MOVIE DO YOU THINK IT WILL BE ?
MR. HEFNER: I AM NOT SURE. BUT I DOUBT THAT IT WILL BE ON "THE DISNEY CHANNEL"
REPORTER: IT SAYS HERE THAT THE GREAT FRENCH LOVER "DON WONE" SAYS THAT YOU GIRLS ARE PROPERLY NOT THAT GOOD. WHAT WAS YOUR RESPONSE TO THAT.
SWEETY'S: WE FUCKED HIM TO DEATH.
REPORTER: OH MY GOD !
SWEETY'S: THAT'S FUNNY, THAT WAS THE LAST THING HE SAID BEFORE HE DIED.
REPORTER: WHAT ARE YOU GIRLS PLANNING TO DO WITH YOUR LIFE, WHEN YOU GROW UP.
SWEETY'S: PARTY, WE WERE BORN TO PARTY AND PARTY WE WILL. SEX, ALCOHOL AND ROCK AND ROLL. SHAKESPEARE ONCE SAID "TO PARTY OR NOT TO PARTY, THAT IS THE QUESTION AT HAND"  WE LEANED THAT IN BUNNY SCHOOL.
REPORTER:  MR. MAYOR. I AM TOLD THE CITY OF NEW YORK WANTS TO BUILD 2 STATUES OF THE SWEETY'S AND PUT THEM IN THE HARBOR NEXT TO THE STATUE OF LIBERTY.
MR. MAYOR: YES. I THINK IT IS APPROPRIATE FOR THE PARTY CITY TO HONOR THESE GIRLS. IT WILL BE A SPECTACULAR SIGHT FOR IMMIGRANTS, THE STATUE OF LIBERTY WITH A SWEETY ON EACH SIDE OF HER. WE ARE GOING TO PUT OBSERVATION TOWERS IN THEIR BREASTS, FOR THE TOURISTS. THEY  WILL BE HOLDING A BOTTLE OF BUDWEISER LIKE A TORCH IN THEIR HAND. THE INSCRIPTION AT THE BASE WILL READ "GIVE US YOUR SICK, YOUR HUNGRY, YOUR POOR AND WE WILL TEACH THEM TO PARTY"
REPORTER: HELLO, I AM TOLD THAT HASBROUCK TOYS WANTS TO MAKE SWEETY DOLLS. 
HASBROUCK: YES, FOR GENERATIONS LITTLE GIRLS HAVE HAD THEIR BOBBY DOLLS. NOW IT IS TIME FOR BOYS TO HAVE THEIR  SWEETY DOLLS TO PLAY WITH. PLUS ALL THE ACCESSORIES, LIKE PARTY DOLL HOUSES SO THEY CAN HAVE PARTIES FOR THE DOLLS. TOY BOTTLES OF BEER, FAKE CONDEMNS, CLOTHS FOR THE DOLLS, BIKINI'S SO WHEN THE FAMILY GOES TO THE BEACH, THE KIDS CAN BRING THE DOLL TO PLAY BEACH PARTIES WITH THEM. WE ARE ALSO PLANNING A MALE DOLL FOR THE SWEETY DOLLS TO PARTY WITH. ONES THAT ACTUALLY COMES WHEN YOU SQUEEZE IT. THANKS TO THOSE GIRLS A BILLION DOLLAR INDUSTRY IS BORN. 
REPORTER: How much beer do you girls drink at a party ?
SWEETY'S: Enough to float a battle ship.
REPORTER: I WAS TOLD THE POPE IS COMING TO SEE YOU.
SWEETY'S: YES. WE WANT TO GO TO CONFESSION. HE SAID NORMALLY IT ONLY TAKES 5 MINUTES, BUT IN OUR CASE IT WILL TAKE 10 TO 12 HOURS. THE POPE SAID WHEN IT COMES TO US, A MAN WILL GO TO HEAVEN BEFORE HE DIES.
REPORTER: IT SAYS HERE YOU WENT TO THE DOCTOR TODAY FOR A CHECK UP. HOW DID YOU MAKE OUT ?
SWEETY'S FIRST WE STARTED KISSING HIM, THEN WE WE STARTED TO CURESS HIS BODY WITH OUR HANDS.
REPORTER: THAT IS NOT WHAT I MEANT. SKIP IT.
REPORTER: I THINK THE HEADLINE IS RIGHT. THE WORLD IS GOING TO BE A DIFFERENT PLACE WITH YOU 2 AROUND.
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