SHE'S A DREAM MACHINE
SHE REMINDS ME OF THE ELUSIVE BUTTER FLY. SO BEAUTIFUL, YET SO HARD TO CATCH.
WE PROUDLY PRESENT OUR FINEST BUNNY
INTERVIEWER:  DO YOU THINK SHE IS PRETTY ?
MR. HEFNER:    SUCH BEAUTY, FOR THE EYES OF THE GODS ONLY.
INTERVIEWER:  DOES SHE SMELL NICE ?
MR. HEFNER:    THE SWEET SENT OF LILAC, THE FRAGRANCE OF THE GODS.
INTERVIEWER:  WHAT DOES SHE TASTE LIKE ?
MR. HEFNER:    SHE TASTES OF RASPBERRY AND THE FINEST OF MINTS.
INTERVIEWER:  WHAT ABOUT HER HAIR ?
MR. HEFNER:     SPUN FROM THE FINEST OF SILK.
INTERVIEWER:   WHAT ABOUT HER VOICE ?
MR. HEFNER:     THE VOICE OF AN ANGLE.
INTERVIEWER:   DOES SHE HAVE NICE BREASTS?
MR. HEFNER:     BREASTS OF FIRE.
INTERVIEWER:   WHAT ABOUT HER EYES ?
MR. HEFNER:     THEY SPARKLE IN THE NIGHT, LIKE PRECIOUS JEWELS.
INTERVIEWER:   WHAT ABOUT HER LIPS ?
MR. HEFNER:      SOFT, AND SWEET. LIKE THAT OF A ROSE
INTERVIEWER:   WHAT ABOUT HER PUSSY ?
MR. HEFNER:     HOT, THE PUREST OF PLEASURES. TOO BE FILLED ONLY WITH LOVE.
OUR THANKS TO MR. HUGH HEFNER OF PLAYBOY IN MAKING THIS INTERVIEW POSSIBLE.
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