DINNER AT THE BUNNY CLUB   Home Page Link
WANT TO EAT OUT TONIGHT ?
INTERVIEWER:   SO TELL US, WHAT DID YOU LEARN IN BUNNY SCHOOL ?
WILD THING:      NOTHING NEW.
INTERVIEWER:   BUT IT SAYS HERE YOU HAVE ALL A'S ON YOUR FINAL EXAMS ?
WILD THING:     YES, THE NIGHT BEFORE FINAL EXAMS, MY TEACHER SAID I COULD HAVE ALL I WANTED. SO I GAVE HIM ALL HE WANTED.
INTERVIEWER:   WHEN YOU MEET A MAN AT A PARTY, WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU DO ?
WILD THING:      PUT HIM ON A ZERO CALORIE DIET
INTERVIEWER:   WHAT DO YOU THINK IS THE BEST PART OF MEN ?
INTERVIEWER:   BESIDES THAT
WILD THING:      SORRY, I DIDN'T THINK ANYTHING ELSE MATTERED
INTERVIEWER:   YOU SEEM TO HAVE A ONE TRACK MIND
WILD THING:       YES
INTERVIEWER:    IT SAYS HERE YOU ARE 36 YEARS OLD. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN MARRIED ?
WILD THING:       YES, 45 TIMES
INTERVIEWER:    WHY DID YOU DIVORCE  THE FIRST 44 ?
WILD THING:       I DIDN'T. I AM STILL WITH THEM.
INTERVIEWER:    OUTSIDE THE BUNNY CLUB,  DO YOU HAVE A PROFESSION ?
WILD THING:       PARTY ANIMAL
INTERVIEWER:   WELL THAT ABOUT WRAPS UP THIS INTERVIEW. YOU WERE WONDERFUL.
WILD THING:       THANK YOU. WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE LUNCH BEFORE YOU LEAVE ?
INTERVIEWER:    YES, THANK YOU, MY PLEASURE.
WE ARE SORRY BUT THE REST OF THIS INTERVIEW IS CENSORED